...What? ..What about US!? We, CRAZY TIMMY, are always here to save you!
..... Why? … Picture this, Gamers …
You come home from work. It’s been a damn long day. You’re absolutely worn out. You close the door, set down your backpack or whatever, and step into the kitchen. And there s/he is, wearing the loveliest outfit: your beloved partner of whatever sex you prefer. S/he’s smiling at you, holding a freshly baked dessert of whatever kind you most desire. S/he’s in great shape, s/he got perfect hair, there’s even a cute little smudge of flour on his/her left cheek. But that’s not what you notice first! What you notice first is your precious booster packs, sitting on the kitchen counter. All you have been thinking all day at your cubicle is to go home and OPEN those glorious boosters. You know! You know, today is the day you will open Tezzeret. So that’s exactly what you did… The unthinkable… You walked past by your beloved partner who’s standing there holding your said freshly baked dessert, and *gasp* grabbed the booster packs and then… smile…
Ten seconds after you realize what you just did! Your beloved partner of whatever sex you prefer is staring at you in tears. Your freshly baked dessert of whatever you desire is on the floor, faced down. You know you are in deep s*it. It WAS an accident and you know it. You also know he/she DOES not agree with you on this one. What do you DO!?
“I heard Crazy Timmy is in trouble. You know that tiny beat-up game store, honey. I was just worried about them and thinking about going there tonight to…um…donate them this booster pack they asked about”, you said. A small beat of sweat striking across your forehead in anticipation…
Suddenly, a small but noticeable smile is going across your beloved partner’s face. S/he then says, “aw, you… Always thinking about others…. You are such a sweet guy/girl. I’m sooo lucky to be with you. That store is pretty pathetic. It’s sooo tiny. We should do whatever we can to support them, I agree, sweetie”
THAT’S WHAT WE DO! We are a tiny, beat-up, pathetic looking game store that CAN be your very believable alibi! We save your *ss from the accidents that might happen in your life! You [choose one of the following: “love” | “like” | “mehh” | “pff, puh-leeze” ] your partner. Of course, we all know that. But you know that accidents happen. And as I said, We, CRAZY TIMMY, are always here for you.
Oh, and on top of that, we sell all-kinds of awesome CCGs, Board Games, and Accessories at damn good low prices! We do special order of any CCGs, Board Games, and Accessories you can’t find. We strive for the CRAZY best customer service. Really. Ask around! If you’re ever unhappy with your experience with us, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll make it right.
Our Retail Store: Crazy Timmy Games
12645 NE 85th St
Kirkland, WA 98033
Hours: 12:00 PM - 6 PM from Wed - Sun (We close on Mon - Tue)
Store Phone: (425) 298-0367
Owner cell: (859) 979-7919
If you are coming from the South: Take I-405N toward Bothell/Everett. Take exit 18 to merge onto WA-908 E/NE 85th St toward Redmond.
If you are coming from the North: Take I-405S. Take exit 18 for NE 85th St toward Kirkland. Keep left at the form, follow signs for NE 85th St E and merge onto NE 85th St.
We are on your right, behind the Pegasus Pizza & Pasta place. Behind the Pegasus Pizza & Pasta place, there’s a “HOT YOGA” building. Tons of parking in the area. We are in the hot yoga building.
Thank you for supporting our business!
Crazy Timmy Games